just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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