Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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