Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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