i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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