Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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