Just mADE A PArabola og urine
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I need you to use more vowels.
So squirting runs in the family.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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