This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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