She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
NoShamevember. You game?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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