what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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