You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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