i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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