you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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