gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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