But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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