So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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