dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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