I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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