You're completely useless in the revolution.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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