What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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