He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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