love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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