Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He better not be in your backpack
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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