so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you didnt know i had herpes?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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