I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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