wanna go halves on a baby?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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