please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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