im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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