so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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