idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
im six kinds of drunk right now
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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