Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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