you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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