I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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