The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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