Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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