It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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