She went from zero to smokin in five shots
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
