Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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