Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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