Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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