Well apparently he's into motor boating.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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