If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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