Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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