i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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