I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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