Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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