Whod you bang
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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