What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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