I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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