"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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