We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just high enough for therapy.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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