Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Come on in and take your pants off
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