i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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