I'm laying in your front yard are you home
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just high enough for therapy.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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