I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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