i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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