fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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