Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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