do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
