I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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