Have you finally orgasmed yet?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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