just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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