As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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